Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.