Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."