What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.