What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality