What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*