What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

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What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

House Jokes More House Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.