Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.