One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
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The pharmacy.
Kroger
No one knows.
Well, he save on groceries.
At the infideli counter.
Traitor Joe's.
Whole Foods
Traitor Joe's
To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.
Wagmans.
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They don't.
A one trip pony :D
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
From the supermeerkat
Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.
By looking over your shoulder!
Punchline
Imagine all the people..
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
It's harder to break bills.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
Brown chicken brown cow..
Chickpea
That's unsanitary.
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
Dam.
