Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Which two farm animals are the dirtiest?

Brown chicken brown cow..

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.