Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.