How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."