How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems