Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.