Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Irish People Jokes More Irish People Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep