Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Irish People Jokes More Irish People Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep