F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Where to sir?
He has thrust issues.