What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver