Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty