Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's