Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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because they would all surrender.

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THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.