Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Au revoir poo poo

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Claude

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Dans un bon-apartement.

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Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.