What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.