Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.