Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.