Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

You might also enjoy:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.