Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!