Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.