Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.