Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Shia Jokes More Shia Jokes

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself