Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River