What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!