What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!