Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.