Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.