What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"