Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.