Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...