What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.