What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.