What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.