Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.