Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."