What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson