What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!