Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.