What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.