What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty