Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta