What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.