Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube