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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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