Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.