Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.