Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment