Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Raindrop Jokes More Raindrop Jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad