Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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How does a designer's laugh sound like?

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How do rainbows laugh?

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

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