Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey