What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Stinger Jokes More Stinger Jokes

Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.