What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)