Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
Kellog's All Brain
He had deadlines to meet
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because he found his honey.
