Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.