Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.