Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Previous Random Joke Next
Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel