How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.