How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.