How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.