What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Pelican Jokes More Pelican Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.