What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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He ran out of cocaine.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.