r/explainlikeimfive
Two of my favorites are:
They pull out on time.
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Dark) At a concentration camp.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
