What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.