What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.