Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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Always.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!