What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.