What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.