Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!