Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Doprah

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!