Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !