Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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They meet up and crack each other up.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!